We make bowties.  We make really awesome, dare we say dapper, handcrafted bowties.*

* Each bowtie is handcrafted because we aren't able to make them with our feet...yet.  Also because there is no other way, physically possible to make a bowtie.  

Each bowtie is designed to exude personality – personality that is almost as interesting, clever and awesome as you.**  

** We say almost because no article of clothing can (or should) be as awesome as you.

And everyone will want to talk to you and tell you: "Excuse me... Your Dapper is Showing".